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Why Women Love Cosmo

Because it has everything a woman needs:

1. Fashion tips.
2. Sex tips.
3. How to get your man. (see 2)
4. How to keep you man. (again, see 2)
5. Health related columns
6. Make up.

November’s American edition of Cosmo has this one section titled The Hottest Things To Do To A Man With You Hands. Basically, it’s a detailed guide (with pictures mind you) on how to give your man the most awesome of handjobs. The most important thing to remember is to use lubrication. You can’t preform the most of handjobs without lubrication.

There’s also the Cosmo Quiz that people apparently swear by, but it really doesn’t apply to me.

So what are you waiting for? Grab of your copy of Cosmo now.

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