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To Nick Stokes, CSI Level 3

Dear Nick,

I finally got around to watching the 6th season of CSI and I’m glad to see that you seem to be alright after that ordeal in the last season finale. One thing I don’t get though, what the hell is going on with your image this season?! It’s just so… so… different and not really in a good way too.

In the first few episodes of the season, just as I was getting engrossed with the story, you come in and distract me with that ring that you’re sporting on your right ring finger. I don’t care of it’s your college ring or you’re engaged or something but damn is that think HUGE! I mean, couldn’t you find something less ostentatious? Huh? Huh?

Then, there’s the facial hair. The mustache just makes you look sleazy dude. Thank God that you only had it for like two episodes or something. Every time you come on screen I didn’t know whether to scream at your hotness or at the ugly hairy thing on your upper lip.

After the ring (which you’re still wearing by the way and I’m almost done with the season) and the ‘stache, you had your hair in this weird yet funky ‘do. This I like. A lot. It’s got this almost trendy yet geeky look. Just like Greg’s hair in the first few seasons! Ah…. How good those days were. Please do keep this hairdo. And take your shirt off more often. That’s the best part of the season so far.

So….. Yeah…. I’ve got about four episodes left and even though I don’t think you’re going to be getting rid of the ring anytime soon, I really hope that the ‘stache won’t be making a return because then my respect for you is all gone.


P.S: You look hot without your shirt.